Sunday Snippet #62

Posted June 12, 2011 by Jen in Sunday Snippet Tags:


Agnes and the Hitman 
St. Martin’s Press
August 2007

Cranky Agnes Column #62
“Just Like Mother Used to Fake”
Many of us have a recipe passed down to us by our mothers that pretty much sums up our childhood memories in an ingredient list.  In my case, it was “One chilled glass, two parts Tanqueray, wave at the vermouth bottle, stir clockwise if you’re north of the equator, and for God’s sake, Agnes, don’t bruise the gin.”  Yours was probably a can of cream of mushroom soup poured over a can of green beans.  That mother who made baked Alaska from scratch?  She also screamed, “No wire hangers!”  Those overachievers always have a dark side.