50 Shapes of Cakes: A Fifty Shades of Erotic Bakery Parody
Author: David Ellis
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date: February 18, 2020
Series: Standalone
Genre: Humour/Romance/Erotica Parody
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Intro/Preface
First of all, before we begin, this is not a cookery book. I have included saucy pictures of pastry related goodies to invoke some steamy ambience and to set the mood. If you want baking recipes then you are in the wrong place, unless of course you are looking for recipes to reduce your funny bone to a laughing stock, while simultaneously getting aroused by eyeing up the dessert menu.
The concept here is simple in nature, cakes are extremely elegant, sensual, beautiful and naughty, which means that they are also highly erotic too.
The pieces in this collection were written with tongue firmly in cheek and are in no way meant to offend, they are affectionate jabs at the erotica genre and a celebration of the magnificent work of bakers everywhere.
So, whether you are a fan of the Fifty Shades series and are looking for something with a sweet spin on it or you are just here to marvel at how cakes can do all of these devious things to a person, I’m sure you will find a lot to savour, the erotic bakery is now open for business!
Here are the author’s five excerpts:
- “Wow! You’ve got really big shoes! You know what they say about men with big shoes?” “They get to the bakery quicker?”
- Screaming relentlessly at me, she banged my head against the headboard. Only then did I realise I’d bought her custard donuts instead of jam ones.
- I want the dark. To explore how bad, sexy and dangerous it is but it’s too dark for me, can’t do this without adding some milk chocolate chips.
- Suddenly it feels like just us here, the electricity between us is orgasmic, until I manage to pull the toasting fork out of the wall socket.
- She starts on my left side then the right, the whole seductive process is mind blowing. I didn’t think you could fit that many cakes in a box.
About the Book:
Welcome to the phenomenomenom that is 50 Shapes of Cakes. (Soon to be a major movie…maybe? Hollywood, call me!)
Romantic, stimulating, liberating and quite possibly utterly mind-blowingly bonkers but still totally, insanely addictive, you will obsess over 50 Shapes of Cakes, wondering where it all began and why. Yes, specifically why. To be honest, I’m not entirely sure myself.
One thing however is for certain. You may have been innocent going in but you certainly won’t be innocent coming out!
Consumed by our own desires for pastry related products, it is here that we truly begin to learn more about ourselves and the saucier side of our everyday lives.
The erotic bakery is now open for business and erotica will quite literally never be the same again.
Purchase links:
Ebook version: www.books2read.com/50ShapesofCakes
Print version: www.amazon.com/50-Shapes-Cakes-Shades-Erotic/dp/B0851LFKD5/
About the Author:
David Ellis is a multi-genre award-winning author of poetry, fiction, marketing journals/workbooks and music lyrics.
He has Co-Founded an inspirational Poetry Journal ‘Auroras & Blossoms Poetry Journal’ and inspirational Literary Arts Journal ‘Auroras & Blossoms Creative Arts Journal”. Both are currently open to submissions.
Social Media links:
Auroras & Blossoms Poetry Journal & Creative Arts Journal Website: www.abpoetryjournal.com
TooFullToWrite (David’s Website): www.toofulltowrite.com
David Ellis Books: www.toofulltowrite.com/my-books/
David Ellis on Goodreads: www.goodreads.com/toofulltowrite
David Ellis on Twitter: www.twitter.com/TooFullToWrite